saucefactory:

Favorite Dean quotes-season 7.

WHAT SAY YOU THAT STILES IS RELATED TO DEAN?

• THEY BOTH LOVE JUNK FOOD
• THEY BOTH HAVE AN ORAL FIXATION
• THEY BOTH LOVE THEIR CARS
• THEY BOTH SNARK A LOT
• THEY’RE BOTH IN LOVE WITH THE PEOPLE THEY SNARK IN CARS WITH
• THEY’VE BOTH LOST A PARENT EARLY ON
• THEY BOTH HAVE SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES (SARCASM IS THEIR BEST DEFENCE)
• THEY BOTH WEAR PLAID SHIRTS OVER T-SHIRTS
• THEY BOTH HAVE DIFFICULTY CONCENTRATING
• ESPECIALLY IN THE PRESENCE OF PRETTY GIRLS

CLEARLY, THE SAME GENE POOL

THIS WOULD ALSO EXPLAIN STILES’S BADASS KNOWLEDGE OF SUPERNATURAL THINGS

WHAT IF HE DIDN’T FIND OUT ABOUT SCOTT’S CONDITION BY JUST DOING RESEARCH FOR SCOTT?

WHAT IF HE’D BEEN STUDYING THAT STUFF ALL ALONG?

WHAT IF, UNLIKE THE ARGENTS AND THE WINCHESTERS, THE STILINSKIS HAD LONG AGO GIVEN UP ON BEING HUNTERS?

WHAT IF STILES’S MOM HAD DIED BECAUSE OF THEM BEING HUNTERS, AND UNLIKE JOHN WINCHESTER, SHERIFF STILINSKI CHOSE TO SAVE WHAT WAS LEFT OF HIS FAMILY BY GIVING ALL THAT DANGER UP?

WHAT IF STILES JUST KEEPS UP WITH THE READING IN ORDER TO BE PREPARED IN CASE SOME WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS?

AND THEN

GUESS WHAT

WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS

AND HE SOMEHOW ENDS UP DATING A WEREWOLF

AND I HAVE, ONCE AGAIN, MISAPPROPRIATED ANOTHER FANDOM

TO COME UP WITH A CRACKPOT AU

FML